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| Doony Brun |
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 About Me |
fat w/alot of hair, old, weird name, obsession with pandas my hobbies are collecting air and smells from places around the world and polishing light bulbs.
Also fought in Vietnam, and can talk to cats using the same mental abilities that possums have. My sister is the statue of liberty, and my cousin, shabob, is a ball of duct tape. I've also licked Arnold Schwarzenegger, Billy Crystal, Fonzi, Billy Bob Thorton(too salty for me) and all of the Beatles. In Vietnam I was incharge of telling possums where to spy on the Viet Cong. I also invented the possum launcher, which was capable of sending a possum over 300 miles into the enemy base, but their parachutes often failed. I was also incharge of a top secret operation called Panda Mania, we loaded 900 pandas on to B-52 Bombers and dropped them over large enemy military instillations it was a complete success!
I'm currently incharge of training pandas how to use rocket launchers, tanks and ninja swords. My Father is Capitian Platypus and my ma fought along side of some of the mightiest llamas of her day. My Great grand father is a toothbrush and my Grandma is Super man. When I was 20 I had a sexchange operation done but I couldn't decide on a sex which reminds of when the dr had an onion he picked it up and put it on his belt, which was the style at the time. so anyway I couldn't decide so I chose both. I can fly balloons at the speed of sound and one time I was eaten by the great white whale moby dick and I was one of the munchkins in the wizard of oz, but I was fired for eating the witch. I like sandwhiches, they're the best, mmmm I love sandwhiches. My uncle was a slice of roast beef. I can see into the future the world will be ruled by possums
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| User Joined: April 14, 2004 |
| Last Login: November 6, 2004
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